This week, Ben and Sean wonder how far the Whitehouse will go to bend the definition of the word “lie.” Also, just when you thought things were getting entertaining, The Mooch is out of a job! Later, people really need to stop trolling Steve Bannon on Twitter, Southern California is being terrorized by the Chupacabra and there’s treasure buried in the Rockies.
This week, Pickle and The Mooch are taking the White House by storm, “skinny repeal” sounds like a new diet fad and the POTUS turns a Jamboree into a rally. Later, the unlucky adventures of Lucky Whitehead, wooly mammoths in your backyard and professional poop removal.
This week, Ben and Sean are just trying to keep up with all the news flying out of the White House. Don Jr. can’t get his story straight, especially when it comes to counting the Russians in a room. Meanwhile, Don Sr. is having off-the-record meetings of his own and the senate healthcare bill is finally dead. Later, scientists did their best to ruin Jurassic Park’s most exciting scene, the Juice is (almost) loose again and R. Kelly likes it when the girls call him “Daddy.”
This week, Ben and Sean get to know the absurd cast of characters from Little Donnie’s emails. Also, Joey Chestnut eats his way to another unhealthy championship, Disney isn’t trying very hard to cast Aladdin and Peyton Manning is a savage. All that and more over some Russian pop music and Colorado whiskey.
Happy Independence Day! Ben and Sean are taking a week off to celebrate the things that truly make this country great, like drunken “Iron Man” competitions. Also, in the mean time catch up on past episodes of Almost Live Almost News! Thanks for listening.
This week, Ben and Sean are wondering if the president thinks the new healthcare bill is as “mean” as the last one. Also, Trump is full of cringe-worthy moments this week and we didn’t even get around to talking about Mika and Joe. Later, Zeke is on the cover of ESPN Magazine and that makes straight men hilariously uncomfortable. Also, people just want to see James Bond order a damn martini, Donkey Kong Country returns and Gwyneth wants to heal you with some magic stickers and a bag of rocks.
This week, Ben and Sean are wondering what happens when every lawyer in town turns you down, except for one. Also, there’s a new GOP healthcare bill, but Ted Cruz thinks it smells too much like Obamacare. Later, the hot weather across the country is producing strange side-effects, John Oliver has been slapped with his first lawsuit and bar owners in the great frozen north just want their toe back.
Ben and Sean are back after taking a week off and there’s so much we missed. Can I get an Amen? Because everybody wants to testify! We learned quite a bit this week when James Comey and Jeff Sessions spoke to the Senate. Later, the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp introduced a ridiculous new promotion this week while the Atlanta Braves struck promo GOLD with their new event, Beat The Freeze. Other topics include Pastafarians, brilliant legal punishments and the most commonly misspelled searches for smut.
Ben and Sean are back for another episode and the President is back from overseas. Did that trip go well? Depends on who you ask… Also, an Indian city is being attacked by toxic foam, those damn clowns are back and a guy lives the dream in his Delorean. Plus, covfefe!