This week, Ben and Sean are just trying to keep up with all the news flying out of the White House. Don Jr. can’t get his story straight, especially when it comes to counting the Russians in a room. Meanwhile, Don Sr. is having off-the-record meetings of his own and the senate healthcare bill is finally dead. Later, scientists did their best to ruin Jurassic Park’s most exciting scene, the Juice is (almost) loose again and R. Kelly likes it when the girls call him “Daddy.”
This week, Ben and Sean get to know the absurd cast of characters from Little Donnie’s emails. Also, Joey Chestnut eats his way to another unhealthy championship, Disney isn’t trying very hard to cast Aladdin and Peyton Manning is a savage. All that and more over some Russian pop music and Colorado whiskey.
Happy Independence Day! Ben and Sean are taking a week off to celebrate the things that truly make this country great, like drunken “Iron Man” competitions. Also, in the mean time catch up on past episodes of Almost Live Almost News! Thanks for listening.
This week, Ben and Sean are wondering if the president thinks the new healthcare bill is as “mean” as the last one. Also, Trump is full of cringe-worthy moments this week and we didn’t even get around to talking about Mika and Joe. Later, Zeke is on the cover of ESPN Magazine and that makes straight men hilariously uncomfortable. Also, people just want to see James Bond order a damn martini, Donkey Kong Country returns and Gwyneth wants to heal you with some magic stickers and a bag of rocks.
This week, Ben and Sean are wondering what happens when every lawyer in town turns you down, except for one. Also, there’s a new GOP healthcare bill, but Ted Cruz thinks it smells too much like Obamacare. Later, the hot weather across the country is producing strange side-effects, John Oliver has been slapped with his first lawsuit and bar owners in the great frozen north just want their toe back.
Ben and Sean are back after taking a week off and there’s so much we missed. Can I get an Amen? Because everybody wants to testify! We learned quite a bit this week when James Comey and Jeff Sessions spoke to the Senate. Later, the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp introduced a ridiculous new promotion this week while the Atlanta Braves struck promo GOLD with their new event, Beat The Freeze. Other topics include Pastafarians, brilliant legal punishments and the most commonly misspelled searches for smut.
Ben and Sean are back for another episode and the President is back from overseas. Did that trip go well? Depends on who you ask… Also, an Indian city is being attacked by toxic foam, those damn clowns are back and a guy lives the dream in his Delorean. Plus, covfefe!
This week, Ben and Sean thought things would be easier with the president out of the country. That was incorrect. There’s still plenty of bite-sized scandals to fill you up. Later, the guys discuss the Manchester tragedy and the mountain of shameful fake news that came with it. Other topics include really expensive moon dust, a heart-warming conversation with a porn star and Florida Woman is back with a unique, record-breaking collection.
Ben and Sean are back and they’re happy to announce that they were completely wrong last week. Turns out, we get a special prosecutor after all and people are starting to whisper the “I” word. Later, a GOP politician learns the hard way that putting down cute baby animals on Twitter does NOT earn you praise from the almighty Internet. Other topics include drunk driving with a pet dragon, a creepy con-man with a very specific fetish and internet trends that need to end.